A Shred of Snaps

"What do poo monsters eat?" questioned the mighty Toe
"Perfectly healthy sprouts" replied Goff
"Okay!" shouted Toe

There was a brief silence...

"You mean sprouts? as in the horrible cabbage things? or like the lil' tiny plant things that are like 8----?" simply said Toe
Goff did an enlarged eye look.
"They now eat flowers" he added
Toe frowned for no reason.
"Tiny brick type anthropole-dancers with a shred of snaps inches from the sea. How shameful for Dick Treepin, he always came to that red tree" Goff blurted into the air
"Yeah uh... flowers are easier to draw" replied Toe
"...and muttered the words, eight times and I'm a cake snatcher" said Goff, after interrupting Toe's hinted interest in flower art
"He would say it at the very least, twenty times" said Goff
"Okay" slurred Toe

There was a brief silence...

"George was a planter" stated Goff with a finger
"Did you know why?" he asked
"No" replied Toe during a shaking of the head kind of movement
"Because Marcus Borgenieallus threw seeds at his face" said Goff
"I must sleep, the antlers are failing, recharge is dormant" ended Goff

The end.